The Abandoned Potato
"I DON'T CARE!" - T-Shirt - Unisex - Navy
"I DON'T CARE!" - T-Shirt - Unisex - Navy
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Explosions? Chaos? Mr. P doesn't care – and now neither do you. This bold, hilarious tee features the infamous Abandoned Potato mid-mayhem, surrounded by flying tech and sparks, shouting his iconic catchphrase: “I DON’T CARE!” Perfect for those who live unapologetically and wear their attitude with pride.
Whether you're making a statement or just vibing with Mr. P's unbothered energy, this shirt delivers comedy, chaos, and classic streetwear appeal all in one.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn & tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made just for you when you order—cutting waste and making every tee feel a little more personal. Thank you for supporting small-batch creativity!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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