The Abandoned Potato
Mr P “Ya Filthy Potato!” Christmas T-Shirt - Unisex - Red
Mr P “Ya Filthy Potato!” Christmas T-Shirt - Unisex - Red
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Celebrate the festive season potato-style with the official Mr P Christmas T-Shirt! Featuring the iconic Abandoned Potato himself dressed in a Santa hat and surrounded by candy canes, bells, reindeer and full Christmas cheer — this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, smiles, and confused looks from relatives.
Whether you’re joining a Christmas party, streaming The Big Potato Quiz, or just want to spread a bit of festive chaos… Mr P has your back!
✨ Features:
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Bold, Vibrant Print: High-quality design featuring Mr P in full Christmas mode – sharp colours that pop!
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Premium Soft Cotton: Comfy, breathable fabric perfect for winter layering or wearing on its own.
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Unisex Fit: Great for adults and teens — all shapes, all sizes, all potatoes.
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Holiday Favourite: Ideal for Xmas parties, secret Santa gifts, festive livestreams, or your Christmas Day outfit.
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Durable & Wash-Friendly: Designed to survive wash after wash, including December chaos.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
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Fans of the Abandoned Potato
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Anyone who loves funny Christmas tees
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Potato enthusiasts (they exist… and they need this)
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Friends who deserve festive roasting
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Yourself — because why not?
📸 Get Featured!
Take a photo or video in your Mr P Xmas Tee and tag @abandonedpotato on TikTok for a chance to be featured!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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