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Mr P “Ya Filthy Potato!” Christmas T-Shirt - Unisex - Red

Mr P “Ya Filthy Potato!” Christmas T-Shirt - Unisex - Red

Regular price £15.99 GBP
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Celebrate the festive season potato-style with the official Mr P Christmas T-Shirt! Featuring the iconic Abandoned Potato himself dressed in a Santa hat and surrounded by candy canes, bells, reindeer and full Christmas cheer — this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, smiles, and confused looks from relatives.

Whether you’re joining a Christmas party, streaming The Big Potato Quiz, or just want to spread a bit of festive chaos… Mr P has your back!


✨ Features:

  • Bold, Vibrant Print: High-quality design featuring Mr P in full Christmas mode – sharp colours that pop!

  • Premium Soft Cotton: Comfy, breathable fabric perfect for winter layering or wearing on its own.

  • Unisex Fit: Great for adults and teens — all shapes, all sizes, all potatoes.

  • Holiday Favourite: Ideal for Xmas parties, secret Santa gifts, festive livestreams, or your Christmas Day outfit.

  • Durable & Wash-Friendly: Designed to survive wash after wash, including December chaos.


🎁 Perfect Gift For:

  • Fans of the Abandoned Potato

  • Anyone who loves funny Christmas tees

  • Potato enthusiasts (they exist… and they need this)

  • Friends who deserve festive roasting

  • Yourself — because why not?


📸 Get Featured!

Take a photo or video in your Mr P Xmas Tee and tag @abandonedpotato on TikTok for a chance to be featured!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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